Prince William’s rumored one-time side piece, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley (which is totally a made up title bought off the internet and you can’t tell me otherwise), was at Trump’s state dinner at Buckingham Palace. She walked at the end of the procession and sat at a different table than Duchess Kate and Prince William. She also showed up with one of The Daily Mail’s royal reporters. Why do I have a feeling that THE QUEEN decided to stir shit up and demanded that the DJ (because these things totally have a DJ) play The Boy Is Mine. That shifty Queen! – Celebitchy
Disney released a new trailer for their CGI’d up (let’s not call that mess “live“) The Lion King, and we hear Beyonce’s voice as Nala for the first time. And well, it sounds like Beyonce, but since the Beyhive are the Beyhive, I’m sure they’re all taking themselves down to the nearest ear, nose, and throat doctor to demand that a surgeon remove their sense of hearing. They don’t need to hear anything else anymore since they’ve heard the voice of GOD coming out of a CGI lion – Lainey Gossip
Okay, but the weirdest thing about Amazon’s Carnival Row is that Cara Delevingne is still getting paid to “act” – Pajiba
So to get a muscled-up piece of British hotness to agree to marry me, I just have to be a gold-medal winning Australian diver with muscles? That seems easy! – Towleroad
The good thing about Farrah Abraham getting bigger chichi balls is that they can catch her face, which looks like is slowly melting and falling off of her head – Drunken Stepfather
Madison Beer or Reno’s premiere Ariana Grande impersonator? – Popoholic
I so would: Courteney Cox in Jared Leto drag – SOW
It’s good news that Dead To Me got renewed for a second season, but it’ll be better news if the creators do what they should’ve done in season one and put the legendary Telma Hopkins in every episode! – Just Jared
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